Wassup with Republicans in weird relationships with monkeys on the big screen?

TOP TO BOTTOM: Clint in Every Which Way But Loose, Reagan in Bedtime for Bonzo, Heston in Planet of the Apes. Really…Right-wingers hate same-sex relationships but have a unnatural attraction to monkeys??? Republicians deny EVOLUTION…but, perhaps you and I would, too, if evolution ended in our families with appearance of opposable thumbs.