Click on topic below to view our recent photoshops, images and rants on:
Xmas 2008, ShoeGate, BlagoGate, Rick Warren and Eric Holder-Worst Picks , GOP Union Busting, No Pardons, Recent American Occupation and Oil History Ask the Guru of Pop Culture History, The 2008 election, Prop Hate, Links, Contact
Tripp Johnston…Tripp Palin…whatever
Rejected People Mag Tripp/Mom image…We’re not proud.Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston in an exclusive interview with Constructive Anarchy’s Elvis Slobinski:
Elvis: Congratulations on the birth of your son Tripp on 12/29/08 and for the $300,000 you kids scammed from People rag for the photos.
Bristol: Not bad for two high-school-dropouts and unwed mom.
Elvis: It boggles the mind…and thank you for granting an exclusive interview to Constructive Anarchy.
Levi: Not so fast, Dude. Did you bring our fee?
Elvis The Fabled White Peyote of The Grand Canyon and Four Corners Area?
You betya! Very rare and twice as strong as any peyote today…Carbon dated to 4,000 BC.
Bristol: 4000…Wow! That’s only four years after the creation of Adam and Eve.
Elvis: Ummmm…okay. Why would you kids want this stuff?
Bristol: We’re having a crisis of faith at our church. Some have forgotten how to speak in tongues and a few have even stopped praying for Armageddon.
Levi: We heard that white peyote is like spiritual viagra…so, let’s sample the goods.
Elvis: Slow down, kids. One of these buttons will make you violently ill and send you into a coma for 24 hours before the religion kicks in. CA only gave me a one-way ticket to get this interview and I need to send back copy STAT or NO TICKET HOME!
Please…PLEASE! Answer a couple of questions…any teen gibberish will do.
Levi: Bummer.
Elvis: Why Tripp Johnston? Usually the baby takes the last name of the unwed mother.
Bristol: Oh, we’re getting married real soon.
Elvis: When?
Levi: That’s a very private family matter…until someone kicks in $500,000 for the wedding photo exclusive rights.
Elvis: I want to believe that you two are a couple of typical American Idealistic teens in search of truth and beauty and thus named your son after the incredible C Tripp Johnston Orchid.
I brought you one, Bristol…May I pin it on?
Bristol: Whatever. We don’t like have orchids in Alaska.
.Elvis: Well, then, Levi…Did you name your son in honor of your mom’s business tribute to Bob Dylan’s 1965 “Mr Tamborine Man”: TakemeonaTrip.com?
Levi: Who’s Bob Dylan?
Bristol: 1965? That’s as old as my mom!
Elvis: My point is that young Americans sometimes brand their offsprings with unfortunate tags…
Abbie Hoffman named his son Amerika…
Bristol: Who’s Abbie Hoffman?
Elvis: Grace Slick named her kid God…
Levi: Who?
Elvis: Okay…More recently (2005) Nike Cage (nee Nicholas Coppola) named his boy Kal-El (Superman).
.Bristol: Who’s Superman?
Levi: Ghostrider, Sweetie…his uncle did the Godfather flicks. Rock on, Nicky!
Elvis: My parents named me after Elvis Presley and I got beat up every day in elementary school.
Bristol and Levi: Who’s Elvis Presley?
Levi: Look, Dude, let’s get back to business…in 2003, there were only nine meth labs in Wasilla.
In 2008 the number increased to 42! Too much supply, not enough demand.
Elvis: And Meth calls to Wasilla Children’s Services increased to 40%!
Troopers dub Wasilla area the Meth Capital of Alaska
Levi: Whatever…Lookyhere…my single mom’s business was in the toilet and Sherry was forced to expand her product-line to include Oxycontin to please Alaskan Rush Limbaugh fans…but then, Rush placed an order…and the FBI sent mom to jail.
Now I…an 18-year-old hs dropout, single dad am expected to keep the business afloat.
Bristol: Stop whining! You’re just like that Nikey Cage dude…no talent, but you have the name.
Daddy got you a job as an apprentice electrician and Mom hired a nerd to get us high school diplomas on line…and, you just got $300,000 for 2 minutes of your time!
Levi: You said your were on the pill.
Bristol: I got the pills from your mom.
Elvis: I can’t file my interview without one straight answer.
Please, please, PLEASE! Why did you name your son Tripp?
Levi: Easy, Dude…I named him after INDUSTRIAL METAL GOD Tripp Eisen
Bristol: AS IF! The highlight of Mom’s career was a 2-day $150,000 shopping spree…
Elvis: We know now…at least $200,000…
Bristol: Whatever. My mom told me that she will name her next two kids Neiman Marcus and Saks 5th Avenue…but Sarah Palin was yesterday…and Bristol Palin is NOW!
I’m an 18-year-old, high school dropout, unwed mother with $300,000 and I’m on my way to Tripp NYC to do some serious shopping!
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, MOMMY DEAREST!
I have noticed a theme in 2009 New Year toons:
ShoeGate- from our archive, Muntadhar al-Zaidi- wikipedia
Ramazan Baydan, owner of the Istanbul-based Baydan Shoe Company, has been swamped with orders from across the world, after insisting that his company produced the black leather shoes which the Iraqi journalist Muntazar al-Zaidi threw at Bush during a press conference in Baghdad. Baydan has recruited an extra 100 staff to meet orders for 300,000 pairs of Model 271 or the Bye-Bye Bush shoe…more than four times the shoe’s normal annual sale.
Around 120,000 pairs have been ordered from Iraq, while a US company has placed a request for 18,000. A British firm has offered to serve as European distributor for the shoes, which have been on the market since 1999 and sell for £28 in Turkey. Read More Stampede for Bye-Bye Bush shoe creates 100 new jobs
Link to the Bye Bye Bush Shoe Throwing Game
.
Tom Tomorrow at This Modern World, Candorville, Conrad, Get Your War ON, Matt Wuerker, Mr.Fish, Horsey, Doonsbury, Non Sequitur, Tom Toles Oliphant, Luckovich, La Cucaracha, Lalo, What Now toons
Our favorite photophun links:
All Hat No Cattle, BartCop, Buck Fush, Distressed American, Internet Weekly Report, Liberals Win, Old American Century, Pablo On Politics, Seeds of Doubt, Wrapped in the Flag, Wizard of Whimsy, The Worried Shrimp
Since you asked…My favorite writer, HST, coined the word SCREWHEAD…
A scene from From his first biopic Where the Buffalo Roam
(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is another).
[Thompson, posing as a reporter for The Washington Post, is alone in an airport restroom when the “Candidate” (Richard Nixon) enters and starts using the urinal.]
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: Hi sir, it’s Harris from the Post. Can I get you anything sir?
Nixon: How’s the family Harris?
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: Oh the family, well that’s bad news. The screwheads finally came and took my daughter away. Let me ask you a question sir, what is this country doing for the doomed? There are two kinds of people in this country, the doomed and the screwheads. Savage tribal thugs who live off their legal incomes, brow deep out there; no respect for human dignity.
They don’t know what you and I understand, you know what I mean.
Nixon: You ever play football, Harris?
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: Yes sir, thank you sir. I played in college, and they’re gonna get your daughter too sir. I’ve heard their rallies, they like Julie but Tricia… and they really hate you sir. You know that one and a half of the State Senate of Utah are screwheads. You know I was never really frightened by the bopheads and the potheads with their silliness never really frightened me either, but these goddam screwheads, they terrify me. And the poor doomed, the young, and the silly, the honest, the weak, the Italians … they’re doomed, they’re lost, they’re helpless, they’re somebody else’s meal, they’re like pigs in the wilderness.
Nixon: Come here Harris, come here. (Hunter leans in) Fuck the doomed!
TAGS: Carol Shepp McCain, Carol McCain, wife and family John McCain dumped, people erased from the internet, GOP family values
Okay, you win…a thousand hits a day for Carol Shepp McCain…Here it is again.
Why? Because only you and I care that the GOP is hiding this poor woman (in Gitmo?).
The American Mass Media is afraid to touch this story, but the rest of the world wonders aloud, “How can a popular swimsuit model…the first wife of the most famous Vietnam Pow/ now the GOP presidential nominee be erased from the internet?” email Rev Greg
BELOW: Carol Shepp McCain stands by her Returning Hero in 1973 and Carol today:
.
Click here for much more Carol Shepp McCain
.
Poster from If You’re Not a Terrorist…Then Stop Asking Questions by Micah Wright
“My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one’s country, not its institutions or its office holders.” — Mark Twain
“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.” Dr Samuel Johnson
“Patriotism, the virtue of the vicious.” — Oscar Wilde
“A patriot must always defend his country against his government.” — Edward Abbey
“When the government fears the people, you have liberty. When the people fear the government, you have tyranny.” — Thomas Jefferson
America’s Best Christian, Betty Bowers
TECHNOHIPPIE strikes again! Link to Pro Peace Revolution where you will find an amazing collection of antiwar music videos and MP3s.
Kill For Peace Link to Tuli Kupferberg (FUGS) MP3
MORE CELEBUTARD PHUN
Updates at TMZ
Art by Robbie Conal
Rapture Ready Index
Above 145: “Fasten your seat belts” (“Satanism is reported to be flourishing in Russia”).
Billionaires For Bush have a vision for a stronger America:
Billionocracy: Our Vision for the Future
For more info hit Ad Busters
Free E-book: Click on cover to enlarge image
Greetings A reluctant Vietnam draftee’s story
.
Read online, save, print out and share with friends…all other rights reserved by authors. Have fun.
The Clonemasters- A Dr Demento fav- Songbook -Tabs and lyrics
Click here for free Constructive Anarchy bumperstickers
Buy a bumpersticker kit from Office Depot, etc (about $10) and you can print out more than 20 of our BSers for less than 50c each.
Or even better…Make up your own. Get involved!
Several more exclusive photos
All photos by Greg Giacona. If you use these on your blog, please credit him and us: constructiveanarchy.com/blog
Why an ABBIE Award of the Week?
TESTIMONY OF ABBIE HOFFMAN AT THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO SEVEN
———————————————————————————————————————-
MR. WEINGLASS: Will you please identify yourself for the record?
THE WITNESS: My name is Abbie. I am an orphan of America… Read more
Veterans For Peace
Veterans For PeaceDo you have something to say? Contact Dwight
A great book of poetry from one our brothers, and the official Poet Laureate of Constructive Anarchy (not that we’re bias). Link to Buy it here
Sample poems
Vietnam Veterans Against the War
Do you have something to say? Contact Dwight
Iraq Veterans Against the War
Do you have something to say? Contact Dwight
I recently (4/30/07) had the great honor to lecture on “A Brief History of Rock & Roll” from my book, Puzzling Evidence, to a couple of Music Appreciation classes at the University of Oklahoma. Some very bright kids…Go Sooners! The future of America is bright. Below is their reading assignment:
In this class we will cover Roots, First Golden Age of R & R (1954 to 1959), Age of Teen Idols (1960 to 1964), Second Golden Age of R & R (1964 to 1969)
“What is Rock & Roll?”
In 1956 Meredith Wilson, playwright and composer of The Music Man, called Rock “Simpleminded and stale; the music of idiots. It’s dull, amateurish, immature, trite, banal. It glorifies the mediocre, the nasty, the bawdy, the cheap and the tasteless.”
When Mick Jagger and Keith Richards began to write their own songs their manager Andrew Loog Oldham offer this advice: “Drive parents up a bloody wall.”
An old Baby Boomer hippie once wrote, “R & R is fun, excitement…a simple primitive music in a secret language that parents cannot understand. It must include angst and defiance of authority. Power Freaks have no sense of humor, so Rock should include irony and satire and, of course, a raw backbeat with echoes of tribal drums played at maximum volume. (No synthesizers, pitch-benders or echo chambers, please)”.
Please be prepared to share your definition of Rock & Roll. READ MORE
Puzzling Evidence index
Click here for much more pop culture nonsense
Poster by Micah Wright
Speak Out by Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Poets Against the War
Jules Feiffer on Nixon- 1973
Harold Pinter
Gore Vidal on President Jonah
Kurt Vonnegut’s Custodians of Chaos
God Save the Queen by John Cleese- Nov 2004
Will Rogers speaks to me thru a Ouija Board
War Prayer by Mark Twain -1904
Non Sequitur
Or, even better…peaceful, but persistant
Link to Roy Zimmerman
Roy’s YouTube Channel
Link to Roy’s lyrics and MP3 song samples
DOWNLOAD Jerry Falwell’s God (MP3) Very funny!
To link up: E-mail Magic Sam
Most Americans are embarrassed by the juvenile behavior of our current leaders. Bush has no respect for our citizens or for the presidency (his first real job), nor Cheney for the vice presidency (“Go F___ yourself!” on the Senate floor) and these clowns deserve no respect in return.
“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency he fails in his duty to stand by his country. In either event, it is unpatriotic not to tell the truth.” — Theodore Roosevelt
Family Reunion photos
TOP OF PAGE